typical representation of people 1 week before finals.
why are they writing with a spoon?
Chicago Blackhawks + puppies!!!!!!
2014 calendar shoot teaser (♥)
This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her
“Look at me I’m beautiful and graceful and oh shit kid you ok”
That’s a sea lion.
And he’s CONCERNED for the little girl! That’s ALL that matters.
janitor art masterpost as requested by anon!
edit: updated with the two latest drawings!!
WHY IS THIS PERSON A JANITOR
^ huh? why is it not OKAY for you that this person IS a janitor? hmmm?
…No! Judge NOT. Keep an open mind, you must.
I think they mean, “Why is this person not a professional artist making millions of dollars off of their amazing talent?”
Merry cola everyone
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”
*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT POSY I HAVE EVER SEEN.
Guys, that’s not only Iambic, that’s a fucking sonnet. *claps*
Grammatically correct for the period and a couple of references to Shakespeare’s actual works.
I’m sincerely impressed.
In case you’re in need of motivation, have some from the Doctor.
You can do it!
Nothing, literally nothing could make me laugh harder than this did.
WHAT IN THE ALMIGHTY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
It’s so much better than you expect it to be.